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Wife : Honey..... What are you looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... &
the other ensures you continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to
the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't
have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have
married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were
you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in
me: my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
like your sense of humor. "