Afkary

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon,
hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must work in management."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're
going, but you expect me to be able to help;
and you're in the same position as you were before we met,
but now it's my fault."

Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.


Music Library: Bach in a minuet.


The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be.lol