Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Humour in the current market turmoil
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried.---------------
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.-----------------
These two women were walking through the forest when they hear this voice from under a log. Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a frog:
"Help me, ladies! I am an investment banker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The second woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into an investment banker?"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than an investment banker!"
I woke up every hour and cried.---------------
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.-----------------
These two women were walking through the forest when they hear this voice from under a log. Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a frog:
"Help me, ladies! I am an investment banker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The second woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into an investment banker?"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than an investment banker!"
// posted by sleepless wherever @ 3:51 PM 
